Sweater shopping in Key West

As you might imagine, selection is very limited. Just walked by a couple of guys. Guy one: I've lived here 22 years and never seen weather like this. Guy two: I've lived here forty years and never seen weather like this.
So basically, we could have come here any time in the past 40 years and not spent an afternoon looking for a wool sweater so that Melissa will stop shivering....